I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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