She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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