Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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