Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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