ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
vagina is talking i cant
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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