what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
How external is "for external use only"?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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