I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Randomize
