come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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