No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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