if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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