I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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