so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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