Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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