I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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