Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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