What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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