Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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