I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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