Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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