VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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