I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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