what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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