Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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