me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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