Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
