I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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