Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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