whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
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