Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
