dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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