he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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