Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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