So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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