my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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