I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
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