how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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