all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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