Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Randomize
