I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
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