Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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