the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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