fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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