you traded sex for a burrito?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Too much gin, very little bucket
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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