Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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