She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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