i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
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