No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
So many bounce houses so little time
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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