Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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