Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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