i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
So vagazzling was a success
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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