So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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